"SLAVIC FACE" Heavy Unisex Oversize Tee
"SLAVIC FACE" Heavy Unisex Oversize Tee
"SLAVIC FACE" Heavy Unisex Oversize Tee
"SLAVIC FACE" Heavy Unisex Oversize Tee
"SLAVIC FACE" Heavy Unisex Oversize Tee
"SLAVIC FACE" Heavy Unisex Oversize Tee
"SLAVIC FACE" Heavy Unisex Oversize Tee
"SLAVIC FACE" Heavy Unisex Oversize Tee
"SLAVIC FACE" Heavy Unisex Oversize Tee
"SLAVIC FACE" Heavy Unisex Oversize Tee

"SLAVIC FACE" Heavy Unisex Oversize Tee

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Color
Size
📏 Size Guide (T-Shirts & Hoodies)
T-Shirts (Unisex)
Size Chest Width (A) Body Length (B)
S 48 cm 70 cm
M 51 cm 72 cm
L 54 cm 74 cm
XL 57 cm 76 cm
2XL 60 cm 78 cm
Hoodies (Unisex)
Size Chest Width (A) Body Length (B) Sleeve Length (C)
S 54 cm 68 cm 64 cm
M 57 cm 71 cm 65 cm
L 60 cm 74 cm 67 cm
XL 63 cm 77 cm 69 cm
2XL 66 cm 80 cm 71 cm
* All measurements are in centimeters (cm). Dimensions may vary by +/- 2 cm.
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I'M NOT ANGRY, THIS IS JUST MY SLAVIC FACE.

Some people spend fortunes on facial expressions. Others were born with a permanent Resting Slavic Face that strikes fear into the hearts of strangers. Consider this shirt your official public service announcement.

Unapologetic, direct, and zero percent fake — just like your baseline mood. Designed for those who are actually completely content inside, but tired of westerners constantly asking "are you okay?" or telling them to smile.

Built on our premium 240 GSM Unisex Heavy Oversized Tee, this piece delivers the ultimate heavyweight streetwear fit. Thick collar, dropped shoulders, and a boxy silhouette that holds its shape no matter how much drama comes your way.

Key Features:

  • Heavyweight Build: 240 GSM (100% premium cotton) for a sturdy, high-end streetwear feel.

  • Ultimate Fit: Dropped shoulders and relaxed crewneck for that iconic oversized look.

  • Slavic Proof: Printed with high-contrast, fade-resistant ink (DTG print) that stays crisp wash after wash.

  • No Tag Distraction: Clean neck finish with sewn-in labels for maximum comfort.

Size & Fit Guide:

 

  • True Oversized Fit: Order your normal size for a classic street drop-shoulder fit.

  • Want it standard? Size down once.

  • Care: Wash inside out at 30°C. Never iron directly over the print (or let your Babushka handle it).

 

Production & Fulfillment
Every item is printed to order in EU within 1–3 business days before being dispatched.

Shipping & Returns
Standard tracked delivery within the EU takes 5–15 business days, and you have 14 days after delivery to request a return or email us for replacements if an item arrives damaged.

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COMMUNITY PROOF

★★★★★

finally a tee that doesn't feel like tissue paper after one wash.. thanks!

D.
Pilsen, CZ
★★★★★

Bought this for my boyfriend. looks really good material

Viki
Warsaw, PL
★★★★★

The cotton is thick, heavy, and super comfortable!! love these quotes haha

Majda
Prague, CZ
★★★★★

ordered an L (185 cm) and the fit is exactly what I was looking for, happy to wear it

R.
Wrocław, PL

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