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Designed for those who are actually completely content inside, but tired of westerners constantly asking \u003cem data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"181\"\u003e\"are you okay?\"\u003c\/em\u003e or telling them to smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eBuilt on our premium \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"21\"\u003e240 GSM Unisex Heavy Oversized Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e, this piece delivers the ultimate heavyweight streetwear fit. Thick collar, dropped shoulders, and a boxy silhouette that holds its shape no matter how much drama comes your way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHeavyweight Build:\u003c\/strong\u003e 240 GSM (100% premium cotton) for a sturdy, high-end streetwear feel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eUltimate Fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dropped shoulders and relaxed crewneck for that iconic oversized look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSlavic Proof:\u003c\/strong\u003e Printed with high-contrast, fade-resistant ink (DTG print) that stays crisp wash after wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNo Tag Distraction:\u003c\/strong\u003e Clean neck finish with sewn-in labels for maximum comfort.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSize \u0026amp; Fit Guide:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTrue Oversized Fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Order your normal size for a classic street drop-shoulder fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWant it standard?\u003c\/strong\u003e Size down once.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wash inside out at 30°C. 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