{"product_id":"no-drama-just-slavic-trauma-unisex-crewneck-sweatshirt","title":"NO DRAMA. JUST SLAVIC TRAUMA. \/\/ Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\"NO DRAMA. JUST SLAVIC TRAUMA.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eSome cultures bond over small talk, optimism, or polite smiles. Eastern Europe is held together by a shared history of dark humor, late-night kitchen existentialism, and strong coffee. Consider this sweatshirt your official passport to that unbothered mindset.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eUnapologetic, direct, and zero percent dramatic — just like our shared heritage. 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JUST SLAVIC TRAUMA.”\u003c\/strong\u003e It reads like an inside joke shared over cigarette breaks and cold concrete — the kind of piece you pull on when you want to be comfortable, unbothered, and a little bit sardonic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eWear it to neighborhood meetups, low-key family gatherings, or layered under a heavy coat on chilly walks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eReliable Build:\u003c\/strong\u003e Medium-heavy fabric (280 g\/m² \/ 9.9 oz\/yd²) delivers lightweight warmth and structure without unnecessary bulk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eShape Retention:\u003c\/strong\u003e Engineered with sturdy side seams and a ribbed knit collar to preserve its silhouette through long wash cycles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSkin-Level Comfort:\u003c\/strong\u003e Features necktape and a TearAway label for zero neck irritation or scratchiness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSlavic Proof:\u003c\/strong\u003e Printed with vibrant, fade-resistant ink designed to outlast the drama.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,4,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"8,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFiber Blend:\u003c\/strong\u003e ~80% Cotton \/ 20% Polyester (blend ratios may vary slightly by colorways).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSize \u0026amp; Fit Guide:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRelaxed Silhouette:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sits slightly relaxed on the shoulders and runs true to size for an easy, wearable fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWant it Oversized?\u003c\/strong\u003e Size up 1 to 2 sizes for a true street drop-shoulder look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C \/ 90°F) inside out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\"\u003eTumble dry on low heat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\"\u003eIron\/steam on low heat (never iron directly over the print, or let your Babushka handle it).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\"\u003eDo not bleach. 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